I was born during a cold winter. My birth was delayed due to snow. Once I got out, without sayin hello some guy in white dress slapped me in the butt. I filed a lawsuit, but it was dropped since that was a "medical procedure". I went through some amazing years as any little thing I did was accepted as major accomplishment. I start walkin everybody is happy. They want me to walk towards them. I say somethin everybody wants to hear. Sadly, nobody got what I said right. I guess they heard what they wanted to hear.
I would have to say the best part was that I didn't have to go the bathroom. I would just go and somebody would clean up the mess. I had personal assistants that would take care of everything about me. Feed me, clean me, dress me, burp me, ride me..... anything.